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  • 15th December 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 15th December 2014 | Latest News

    Twolegs is a strange one. For the last few days he has been dropping off a great big bundle of dry grass that he carries in to the park on the back of Noisytrundlything. When he first did it I thought the great clot had accidentally lost his load but it would seem it is all deliberate. Any way we [...]

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  • 5th December 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 5th December 2014 | Latest News

    I must say a bit of sun goes a long way these days. It has been grey and wet. Not cold during the day but there was some funny crispy white stuff on the grass one morning which turned to water as the day went on, very strange. We don’t mind it being a bit wet and colder as our [...]

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  • 29th November 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 29th November 2014 | Latest News

    You know we have not seen Twolegsnahat for ages. I wonder what has happened and there are no visitors here now even that clot Twolegs is not taking them round. Too chicken I expect. It will be my horn that’s what’s put the wind up him. It is still cool here but the grass is still growing though lots of [...]

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  • 20th November 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 20th November 2014 | Latest News

    I only asked and what a biff I got!   Who’s my Dad? What’s wrong with that? Mum was hopping mad and I have had no milk since. Mind you she does not have much these days – lazy cow. Wylde – going it alone.

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  • 15th November 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 15th November 2014 | Latest News

    I don’t know what is going on but it is a lot cooler and sometimes there is this funny crispy stuff on the grass in the mornings. We have had a lot more rain too and more rain means more mud. More mud seems to be just what the uncles want – dirty devils, smearing their faces in it. I [...]

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  • 8th November 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 8th November 2014 | Latest News

    Look at him, wandering about as though he owned the place, what a cheek. Helping himself to our frogs and fish without so much as a ‘you don’t mind do you’.  Well I have news for you beaky –  lay off the frogs or else.  

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  • 31st October 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 31st October 2014 | Latest News

    We could just see these two from the park then they went and built this thing and we could not see them again. What were they playing at? I wonder if Twolegs had anything to do with it. Stupid sort of thing he would be involved in. It is still warm, as it should be. Mum and the others keep [...]

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  • 15th October 2014

    By Chillingham Wild Cattle | 15th October 2014 | Latest News

    What colours we have here now. Most of the leaves are changing colour and when it blows a lot are falling off. The bracken has definitely had it. We can now find a bit of grass among it which is good because it is always nice to eat something from a place for the first time. This hill, which we [...]

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