Twolegsnahat has been busy with his herd of twolegged ones. They are strange with that stuff they cover themselves in; all wrapped up like the bark on a tree. They even seem to have wrapped up their tails. How stupid is that? One of the cousins said they
might not even have tails, ridiculous, even the Black and White Snufflers have tails, short but still a tail. Everything has a tail in my experience.
What will they do if there are flies to shoo away? Wave bracken at them or something as stupid as that? Get your tails out I say, you silly twolegged lot.
I am beginning to notice another bunch that lives in Our park. They keep themselves to themselves and are brown with thin legs but they are quick and can be away in a flash. Not much chance of catching them. They eat our grass but also leaves from the trees which is odd because they don’t taste very good.
Mum and the others get agitated if the Thin Legs take off in a hurry for some reason, I must find out why. Perhaps what frightens the Thin Legs might frighten us. Not much chance of that I say. Even I have never been frightened and the uncles are much too fierce for that sort of thing.
Must get a bit more of this sun on my back.
Wylde a kalf